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20 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE is better than SEX
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20 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE is better than SEX
- With chocolate size doesn't matter.
- With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
- You don't have to put on make-up or shave your legs to enjoy chocolate.
- You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle (in public too!).
- Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
- If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
- Good chocolate is easy to find.
- Chocolate doesn't care if you're a size 0 or a size 18.
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
- Chocolate never asks you "was that good for you"?
- You can GET chocolate.
- Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
- You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
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