The DIVA of TINY FOODS: Why CHOCOLATE is Better Than BAD SEX

Friday, April 2, 2010

Today I'll be Blogging, Posting and Tweeting
ALL CHOCOLATE - ALL DAY!
Chocolate Recipes, Chocolate Facts & Fun, Chocolate Martinis & Chocolate Art!

20 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE is better than any kind of SEX

With chocolate size doesn't matter.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You don't have to put on make-up or shave your legs to enjoy chocolate.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle (in public too!).
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
Chocolate never asks you "was that good for you"?
You can GET chocolate.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.