20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

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20 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE is better than SEX
  1. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
  2. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
  3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  4. You don't have to put on make-up or shave your legs to enjoy chocolate.
  5. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle (in public too!).
  6. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
  7. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
  8. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
  9. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
  10. Good chocolate is easy to find.
  11. Chocolate doesn't care if you're a size 0 or a size 18.
  12. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
  13. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
  14. Chocolate never asks you "was that good for you"?
  15. You can GET chocolate.
  16. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
  17. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  18. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
  19. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
  20. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
Here's come other fun recipes I found for Better Than Sex Chocolate Cupcakes and Better Than Sex Chocolate Cake.

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